logo

The Global Domain Name (url) Families.com is currently available for acquisition. Please contact by phone at 805-627-1955 or Email for Details

Windows: Panes in The Butt

Have you ever wondered why windows are always so difficult to clean? Can you see through yours to the town or street below? If you can, you are lucky and too clean for words: if you can’t, read on for some tips, information and advice that no one requested in the first place.

I once knew a lady who informed me over an endive salad that she had exactly seventy-two windows in her home. Had I been on my toes, I might have asked whatever possessed her to count them in the first place, but alas, I was seated and did not think of it. I don’t know how many windows there are in my house: I only know that I have to clean them and that I can’t see clearly through most of them, (at least from the inside out). How about you? Do you know how many windows are gathering dust, dirt and nature’s grime right this very moment in your own humble abode? Do you have dormers, double hung sashes, French doors, mullioned, bays, bows, palladians, casements, clerestories or just plain panes?

A dormer is set under a sloping roof. The double hung sash variety is comprised of two panels that slide up and down in vertical grooves with the aid of cords concealed in the jamb. The casement is hinged and opens in or out, like a door, operated by a crank mechanism or by a cranky hand. Introduced in Versailles in the 17th century, the French door is a casement that extends from the ceiling to the floor with glass panes that run its entire height. Mullions are vertical strips of wood that divide the panes of glass in a window. A window that projects from the exterior wall of the house is known as a bay; a bow is a semi-circular bay. The Palladian window, popularized by Renaissance architect, Andre Palladio, has three openings. The central one is arched and taller and wider than the others. (More to clean.) The clerestory probably gathers the least dust of all as this one lives in a gable or outside wall of a building that rises above an adjoining roof. All in all, we’re talking a lot of Windex here.

But what is this thing called glass anyway? Where did it come from and why is it in my house? Glass occurs naturally in the form of obsidian, forged in volcanoes and widely available to the ancient world for use as spearheads and other tools. The invention of glass as human technology probably occurred first in Mesopatamia around 3000 BC during the Bronze Age. The invention of the blowpipe by an unknown person around 30 BC brought a technique that although not easily mastered expanded the range and size of glass products. With this invention, glass became less of a luxury item and its manufacture became very important in the Roman Empire. It was during this time, known as The First Golden Age of Glass, that window glass (later known as crown glass) was developed. (Whether or not this permitted the Romans a bird’s eye view of the barbarians approaching the Empire’s borders is not known.)

Little is known of glass making between the decline of the Roman Empire and 1200 AD. By 1291 an elaborate guild system of glassmakers had been developed in Venice, Italy. All glassmaking was transported to the island of Murano, both as a fire precaution and to control the secrets of glass making. (The artisans could talk, but they couldn’t swim too well.) This was the beginning of the Second Age of Glass. The Venetian perfected Cristallo glass, a nearly colorless transparent glass, which could be blown to extreme thinness and into almost any shape.

By the late 1400s glassmaking had become important in Germany and other northern European countries. During the 1500s, many Venetians went to northern Europe in the hopes of a better living. They made Venetian style glass and by the mid 1600s the glass industry flourished. The first glass factory in America was founded in Jamestown, Virginia in the early 1600s.The glass industry in the United States actually began in 1739 when Caspar Wistar built a glass-making plant in Salem County, New Jersey. Many other companies soon followed suit, producing large quantities of inexpensive glass, both pressed and blown.

And so where are we today? We have all of this information and, as far as I am concerned, my windows are no cleaner than they were when I started writing this article. Windows are like in-laws and unwanted relatives, I suppose, and should be accepted for their over all worth and intentions. They let sunshine in (windows, not necessarily relatives), and I suppose we should all be grateful for that, if nothing else. Windows also force tests of reality, as I cannot deny who is walking up my path to give me some agita as I can see the perpetrators clearly (or not so clearly depending on whether or not I cleaned the windows.) I suppose acceptance is the best policy. (Honesty and goodness certainly have nothing to do with it.) I guess the next thing to do is take a deep breath, pick up the phone, (without cleaning it) call your broker and buy some stock in Windex!

This entry was posted in Home Decor and tagged , , , , by Marjorie Dorfman. Bookmark the permalink.

About Marjorie Dorfman

Marjorie Dorfman is a freelance writer and former teacher originally from Brooklyn, New York. A graduate of New York University School of Education, she now lives in Doylestown, PA, with quite a few cats that keep her on her toes at all times. Originally a writer of ghostly and horror fiction, she has branched out into the world of humorous non-fiction writing in the last decade. Many of her stories have been published in various small presses throughout the country during the last twenty years. Her book of stories, "Tales For A Dark And Rainy Night", reflects her love and respect for the horror and ghost genre.