Osama’s After Bobby Brown
I am sorry, but this was one of the funniest news stories I have read in quite a while. Bobby Brown, ever the egomaniac, thinks that Osama Bin Laden wants him dead – so he can have Whitney Houston all to himself! Now first of all, Bobby and Whitney are divorced, so that would lead me to think Bobby was more than safe – as if Osama Bin Laden would want Whitney Houston in the first place!
But Bobby insists that he is still on Osama’s hit list. He hired extra security to surround him when he toured Australia recently. Is Osama in Australia? Because if he is, I am pretty sure Russell Crowe could take care of him. Bobby told the New York Daily News “I have to leave it in the hands of my higher power. Come on, if anybody (else was) threatened by Al Qaeda, they’d take it seriously.”
I am sorry, I am still laughing so hard from hearing about this, I really can’t think of a snappy comeback. I apologize profusely.
Michael Jackson Licenses Beatles Song for Diapers
Okay you baby boomers, next time you are watching television and get ticked off because you see the Luvs diaper commercial featuring the Beatles hit “All You Need is Love,” you can personally blame Michael Jackson. Seems the rumored strapped for money pop star licensed the song for the commercial, much to the dismay of John Lennon’s widow, Yoko Ono. She said she had always been given advance notice of the intentions for use such as this in the past.
Dog’s a Free Man
Duane “Dog” Chapman is free to visit Mexico again. A judge cancelled the order for his arrest this week. The bounty that got him in trouble for visiting Mexico to being with isn’t as lucky however. Max Factor heir Andrew Luster, captured by Dog and his crew in 2003 is serving 124 years in jail.