I’m wondering because for Wayne it’s Britney Spears. Hands down. Has been for a while now.
He used to admit it openly. Before it became overwhelmingly obvious what a train wreck she really was.
He laughed off her first marriage. But let me tell you how fast he raised his hand when we went to her concert a few years back. She was talking to the audience between songs and asked something about needing someone to keep her company, any volunteers?
He forgave her marrying Kevin Federline, but rejoiced at the news of their divorce.
But then it became apparent she couldn’t handle both fame and custody battles. She went from hanging out with the likes of Paris Hilton and flashing people as she got out of cars to shaving her head. Even Wayne had to admit she was melting down and it was an ugly affair.
Yet, even though he said she didn’t intrigue him anymore, every time anything Britney is in front of him he’s enamored. On the cover of a magazine at the checkout? Has to read the article. Being talked about on TV? Has to watch.
Even with the latest Dr. Phil fiasco revealing just how far into shambles her life has plummeted, he’s interested. No, he doesn’t admit it outright, but it’s obvious.
When we first started dating he was hot for Kathleen Turner. I can see that. She was classy and stunning. But Britney Spears? I will never understand that one.
As for me, when we first started dating I was all about Jean Claude Van Damme and Wayne knew it. (But my interest waned when he got busted for cocaine.)
For a long time no celebs floated my boat. Maybe I had passing infatuations with Ben Affleck and Matthew McConaughey, but they were short and sweet. (As infatuations should be.)
I doubt Wayne would have any idea who makes my heart beat faster these days. (Besides him that is.) But hands down in my case it’s Edward Norton and Christian Bale. Hubba hubba! And such talent to boot!