Resume writing, or maybe it’s just writing in general, seems to be a lost art. It should go without saying that your resume should be free from grammatical, spelling and syntax errors. But apparently that’s not common sense. Here are a few mistakes to definitely avoid when presenting a resume. (These are taken from real resumes. I hope these applicants are not wondering why they didn’t get the job!)
It’s all about the word choice!
As a writer, I’m acutely aware that my word choice is a key element to my writing. Be succinct and to the point, but for goodness sake, know the definitions of the words you’re using!
Education: Curses in liberal arts, curses in computer science, curses in accounting.
Instrumental in ruining entire operation for a Midwest chain store.
I am a rabid typist.
Strengths: Ability to meet deadlines while maintaining composer.
Accomplishments: Oversight of entire department.
Personal Details
I would also dare say that it is important not to give too many personal details when applying for a job.
Personal: Married, 1992 Chevrolet
I have an excellent track record, although I am not a horse.
Exposure to German for two years, but many words are not appropriate for business.
Personal interests: Donating blood. 15 gallons so far.
Extensive background in accounting. I can also stand on my head!
I have become completely paranoid, trusting completely nothing and absolutely no one.
Highlight your strengths and minimize your weaknesses.
While it’s important to be honest about your weaknesses if asked, spinning them into a positive light is a good thing. Utter honesty is not really necessary!
References: None, I’ve left a path of destruction behind me.
Don’t take the comments of my former employer too seriously, they were unappreciative beggars and slave drivers.
My goal is to be a meteorologist. But since I possess no training in meteorology, I suppose I should try stock brokerage.
I procrastinate–especially when the task is unpleasant.
Qualifications: No education or experience.
Formerly self employed–a complete fiasco!
There is a common word to describe all of these resume writers: unemployed!
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