You know you are a parent in denial when…
You insist that your 13-year-old daughter got pregnant from swimming in a hotel pool—-ALONE!
No parent wants to think that his or her child is anything less than perfect, but Magdalena Kwiatkowska may want to consider taking off the blinders for a split second before proceeding with her recently filed bizarre lawsuit.
Kwiatkowska says she was forced to hire a lawyer upon returning with her daughter from a lavish holiday at an upscale hotel in Egypt. Apparently, the family returned home with more than a few shiny trinkets from the souvenir shop. Kwiatkowska claims her 13-year-old daughter came back from Egypt expecting a baby.
Magdalena believes her teen conceived from stray sperm after taking a dip in the hotel’s mixed pool.
Hence the lawsuit.
A hotel worker told local news reporters: “The mother is adamant that her daughter didn’t meet any boys while she was there and is determined to go ahead with the case.”
Tourist authorities in Warsaw, Poland, have confirmed they received the bizarre complaint.
So let me get this straight: Kwiatkowska believes that somehow errant sperm, which happened to be randomly floating around the pool, magically penetrated her daughter’s swimsuit and implanted themselves in the unsuspecting teen, and now her daughter is about to make her a grandma?
I’m no scientist, but I’m thinking that chlorine and sperm don’t exactly yield a powerful fertility cocktail.
Still, Kwiatkowska swears that her daughter is a virgin, and that she did not go near any boys during their vacation, so the super sperm in the pool had to be the reason her teen is with child.
Kwiatkowska’s daughter has denied interviews by local news media (gee, I wonder why?). Personally I think her silence speaks volumes. You have to wonder how she must feel about having a mom who would shell out thousands of dollars to protect her “innocence.”
Wonder what mama’s going to say when/if her theory on the random swimming pool sperm turns out to be all wet?
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