Good morning and welcome to Thursday, I have a little light humor for the ladies and in a little while I’ll have a little light humor for the gentlemen. With just one day to go before we can all thank ourselves for Friday’s arrival, I thought we could use a bit of a pick me up. I have always found laughter to be a pick me up.
Typing Boyfriends and Husbands
So for today’s bit of humor, we’re going to talk about the 9 types of men that make up the pool of potential boyfriends and husbands. While there may be some facts hidden in the following, do remember that it’s intended to be humorous.
The Snuggle Pup
The snuggle pup is also known as Mr. Sensitive, Mr. Nice Guy, Snookums and sweetie pie. He’s interested in cuddling and snuggling and he’s very compassionate and well behaved. He seems like the perfect boyfriend, but he may also be more than a bit of a wimp and has a tendency to whine and not stand up for himself.
The Sour Puss
The sour puss is the opposite of the snuggle pup. He’s more likely to fall into the category of disliking people in general, after all – they’re stupid. He likes to stay home. He likes his routine and he can be referred to as a stick in the mud. He’s very predictable, but he can also be a pain in the tushkus.
The Cream Puff
The cream puff is very entertaining as a court jester. He jumps, he wimbles, he makes faces and he’s far more likely to flee at the first sign of terror or to surrender unconditionally. He’ll apologize for everything whether he caused the problem or not and has absolutely no backbone when it comes to standing up for himself or anything he believes in.
The Hulk
The hulk is atypically large and he’s great for carrying huge loads, plowing people down in the sports arena and in general does what you need if you give very specific directions. The problem is, the hulk is easy to anger and lacks a great deal in imagination.
Mr. Lazy Bones Jones
Need I describe him? He’ll take full advantage of anything that keeps him from having to do anything. He’s exceptionally creative at ducking responsibility; so much so you might think it were an art form. He might be amusing in passing, but he’s got very little in the way of long term potential.
The Rat
Again, he doesn’t need much in the way of description. If you give him an inch, he’ll take a mile. He’s always looking for a good angle and he’ll have a great time at your expense and anyone else’s. He may occasionally feel guilt, but it will hardly slow him down.
The Casanova
He’s always ready for a tumble and he’s interested in making your wildest dreams come true. He’ll romance you at the drop of the hat whether it’s doing the dishes, taking the trash out or massaging your feet. He’s a wonderful companion, but he may exhaust you.
The Struggling Artist
He’s wonderful and attractive. He feels his passions deeply, he chases his dreams and some day, he will make it. But he doesn’t always have a plan and that lack of a plan can leave him turning into a sour puss as his dreams evaporate over time. The struggling artist is deeply attractive and he can fire your own passions, but he needs help to stay on track.
Mr. Perfect
He’s got it all. He’s rich in every way from the financial to the spiritual. He knows his dreams and he can make them come true. He does the same for you. He’s the answer to every prayer you might have had and somewhere out there, he must exist – though he’s definitely on the endangered species list.
So – tell me ladies, do you recognize any of these gentlemen?
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