The SweepEZE Vacuuming Dust Pan is truly what they won’t think of next but before it happened. This appliance has a powerful 600-watt motor and is capable of picking up all forms of trash and debris, except for “white trash” and being that this is America, trailer trash, in all different hues, shades and religious denominations.
The SweepEZE never needs to be turned on as it is perpetually aroused by the task before it via an internal microprocessor, which activates the “electric dust pan” for a specific time period. The presence of debris is indicated by its infrared beam, which refuses to stop working a spot until that irritating line of dirt is swept into the pan to bother you no more. Located at the base of the unit, the beam flows continuously. When this is broken, the vacuum automatically activates and clears away all dirt, dust, pet hair and almost all common household spills
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Truly an amazing appliance, the SweepEZE leaves any non-carpeted floor spotless in less time than it would take to vacuum or dustpan sweep. It works beautifully on hardwood, tile, concrete, linoleum, relatives who won’t sit on sofas and vinyl. It can be plugged into any standard 110-volt or 120-volt outlet and can be fitted with any standard HF4 filter. Once you start using it, voila! You will feel like part of a magic act when you clean with this special machine because it sweeps dust and debris away from your eyes in seconds. (It cannot, pull a rabbit out of a hat yet, but there’s always next year.
This product is available at Smarthome (http://www.smarthome.com) at a cost of $59.95.
Dust your troubles away.
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