If your kids love jokes, try out some of these. You will probably encounter some eye-rolling but you may just get a few laughs too!
Teacher Creature
Q: Why is it a bad idea to cross a teacher with a vampire?
A: She would give too many blood tests.
Cafeteria Cuisine
Q: What’s the worst thing ever found in a school lunchroom?
A: The food!
Classroom Mischief
Teacher: Okay, when I ask a question, I want everyone to answer at once.
Teacher: How much is two plus two?
Class: At once!
Teacher’s Revenge
Teacher: Guess what, class! We only half a day of school this morning!
Class: Yay!
Teacher: Don’t get too excited, the other half will be this afternoon.
Study Question
Teacher: When was Rome built, Tommy?
Tommy: At night.
Teacher: Why did you give that answer?
Tommy: Everyone knows that Rome wasn’t built in a day!
History Question
Teacher: What kind of clothing was worn at the time of the Boston Tea Party, Lisa?
Lisa: Tea shirts of course!
Missing Class
Teacher: Why did you miss my class yesterday?
Student: Well, I might not have been here, but I sure didn’t miss it very much!
Can I Stay Home?
Child: Can I stay home from school if I don’t feel well?
Mom: Where don’t you feel well?
Child: At school!
Failing Classes
Dad: How are you doing in school?
Child: Failing everything but science.
Dad: How are keeping from failing science?
Child: By not taking that class!
Homework
Parents: Why didn’t you ask us for help with your homework?
Student: I thought I should get the answers wrong all by myself this time.
Parents’ Revenge
Mom: What’s big, bright yellow, and arrives early in the morning to brighten my day?
Child: The sun?
Mom: Nope! The school bus!