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Cute, Clean Jokes for Kids

If your kids love jokes, try out some of these. You will probably encounter some eye-rolling but you may just get a few laughs too!

Teacher Creature

Q: Why is it a bad idea to cross a teacher with a vampire?

A: She would give too many blood tests.

Cafeteria Cuisine

Q: What’s the worst thing ever found in a school lunchroom?

A: The food!

Classroom Mischief

Teacher: Okay, when I ask a question, I want everyone to answer at once.

Teacher: How much is two plus two?

Class: At once!

Teacher’s Revenge

Teacher: Guess what, class! We only half a day of school this morning!

Class: Yay!

Teacher: Don’t get too excited, the other half will be this afternoon.

Study Question

Teacher: When was Rome built, Tommy?

Tommy: At night.

Teacher: Why did you give that answer?

Tommy: Everyone knows that Rome wasn’t built in a day!

History Question

Teacher: What kind of clothing was worn at the time of the Boston Tea Party, Lisa?

Lisa: Tea shirts of course!

Missing Class

Teacher: Why did you miss my class yesterday?

Student: Well, I might not have been here, but I sure didn’t miss it very much!

Can I Stay Home?

Child: Can I stay home from school if I don’t feel well?

Mom: Where don’t you feel well?

Child: At school!

Failing Classes

Dad: How are you doing in school?

Child: Failing everything but science.

Dad: How are keeping from failing science?

Child: By not taking that class!

Homework

Parents: Why didn’t you ask us for help with your homework?

Student: I thought I should get the answers wrong all by myself this time.

Parents’ Revenge

Mom: What’s big, bright yellow, and arrives early in the morning to brighten my day?

Child: The sun?

Mom: Nope! The school bus!