Did you hear that?
That ear numbing YAWP wasn’t coming from Fat Tuesday celebrations in New Orleans; rather it was the reaction from millions of men who are in love with Megan Fox.
The actress just confirmed that she is no longer engaged to actor Brian Austin Green.
The 22-year-old smoking-hot beauty had been dating 35-year-old Green for the past four years. They announced their plans to wed in November 2006, but never made it to the altar.
More cheers from heterosexual men around the world.
According to reports, the split is a result of “busy careers.” Fox is busy with “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen” while Green stars in TV’s “Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles.”
A source told reporters that Fox and Green’s relationship had “run its course.”
And true to Hollywood form, the couple reportedly remains “good friends,” despite going their separate ways.
Listen, he’s 35 and has a 6-year-old son from a previous relationship. She’s 22 and has been dating Green since she was 18. Did anyone think their pairing would last forever?
Moving on…
Did you hear the one about Rosie O’Donnell giving up her addiction to beer?
I thought it was a Fat Tuesday joke, but I guess it’s for real.
According to the former talk show hostess, she quit drinking beer at the request of her 13-year-old son.
The “A League of Their Own” star revealed to reporters that she has been living a beer-free life since December 1, 2008–the result of her teenage son, Parker, refusing to get her a brew from the refrigerator.
O’Donnell says, “I was with my son, who is now 13, and I said to him, ‘Park, can you get me a beer?’ and he said, ‘No, I don’t want to.’ And I said, ‘Really why not?’ And he says, ‘Because… I think you drink too much beer.”
“I said ‘You know, when I was a kid, when I was 22, I stopped drinking for, like, eight years.’ He goes, ‘Well, maybe you should do that again.'”
O’Donnell admitted to model turned talk show host Tyra Banks that she told her son that she struggled with sobriety.
“He said, ‘There’s a drunk club. I forget what it’s called, but you have to, like, be really drunk to get in. I don’t know if they’d let you in, but you could ask them for tips.'”
Nice.