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Friday Fitness Funnies – You Could Be a Personal Trainer if ….

TGIF! Good morning and welcome to Friday. Most of us are happy to get to Friday because it’s the end of the week and whether we have plans for the weekend or not, most of us don’t have to do a lot of work and this is always a great feeling. So in honor of that feeling, here’s some Friday Fitness funny focusing on personal trainers – despite the fact that personal trainers are great to work with, they are also great to joke about.

You could be a personal trainer if …

  • Under previous employment you list weight training
  • You’ve made yourself so slow it takes a full minute to actually lower yourself down to sit
  • You’ve broken a bone and tried to train around it
  • Your rule for a new house is that it has to have room for al your training equipment
  • You can mentally calculate the caloric intake of birthday cake versus caloric burn of your workout program
  • You vote based on physical fitness and training of the candidates rather than their political positions
  • You think Navy Seal training looks like fun
  • You can remember your max rep for every exercise but can’t name a birth date for your friends
  • You pack an extra case of your workout gear and supplies when you travel
  • You do bicep curls with your grocery bags
  • You buy 36 eggs a week and eat them every week
  • You never miss a workout, but will skip a date
  • You’re the first or last person in your gym every day
  • You’re laughing at these because they describe you

Could you be a personal trainer?

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About Heather Long

Heather Long is 35 years old and currently lives in Wylie, Texas. She has been a freelance writer for six years. Her husband and she met while working together at America Online over ten years ago. They have a beautiful daughter who just turned five years old. She is learning to read and preparing for kindergarten in the fall. An author of more than 300 articles and 500+ web copy pieces, Heather has also written three books as a ghostwriter. Empty Canoe Publishing accepted a novel of her own. A former horse breeder, Heather used to get most of her exercise outside. In late 2004, early 2005 Heather started studying fitness full time in order to get herself back into shape. Heather worked with a personal trainer for six months and works out regularly. She enjoys shaking up her routine and checking out new exercises. Her current favorites are the treadmill (she walks up to 90 minutes daily) and doing yoga for stretching. She also performs strength training two to three times a week. Her goals include performing in a marathon such as the Walk for Breast Cancer Awareness or Team in Training for Lymphoma research. She enjoys sharing her knowledge and experience through the fitness and marriage blogs.