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Friday Marriage Funnies: Chemistry & Other Things

When it comes to relationships, weddings and marriage there is a lot to say and a lot that has been written. If you visit this blog regularly, you know we talk about it all the time. It should come as no surprise then to discover that as a people, we’ve got a lot to say. Here are some great quotes, funny quotes, sad quotes, ironic quotes and more about relationships, chemistry, weddings and marriage.

Remember, put your tongue in your cheek firmly as you read these, they aren’t meant to be serious or advisory in nature – they are just a way to lighten our load this Friday morning, as we get ready for the weekend. Oh – and if they aren’t funny, come back later when you’re a little more fried, they’ll be funnier then.

To Quote or Not To Quote – It’s Not Really A Question

  • I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste
  • I’ve sometimes thought of marrying, and then I’ve thought again
  • When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her
  • Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe
  • Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out
  • After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together
  • If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
  • Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence (a life sentence!)
  • Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached
  • Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit
  • It is true that love is blind but marriage is definitely an eye-opener
  • Getting married is very much like going to the restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that

What’s a funny quote or saying that you enjoy about relationships and marriage?

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About Heather Long

Heather Long is 35 years old and currently lives in Wylie, Texas. She has been a freelance writer for six years. Her husband and she met while working together at America Online over ten years ago. They have a beautiful daughter who just turned five years old. She is learning to read and preparing for kindergarten in the fall. An author of more than 300 articles and 500+ web copy pieces, Heather has also written three books as a ghostwriter. Empty Canoe Publishing accepted a novel of her own. A former horse breeder, Heather used to get most of her exercise outside. In late 2004, early 2005 Heather started studying fitness full time in order to get herself back into shape. Heather worked with a personal trainer for six months and works out regularly. She enjoys shaking up her routine and checking out new exercises. Her current favorites are the treadmill (she walks up to 90 minutes daily) and doing yoga for stretching. She also performs strength training two to three times a week. Her goals include performing in a marathon such as the Walk for Breast Cancer Awareness or Team in Training for Lymphoma research. She enjoys sharing her knowledge and experience through the fitness and marriage blogs.