Happy Friday! You know how I am here and I love to end the week on a funny note. So I went out looking and here are some funny tidbits I picked up to bring a smile to your face and a bit of laughter to your day:
Over at ArcaMax.com, I found this great little gem:
A Fairy Tale
A married couple in their early 60s was out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, “For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.”
“Ooh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband,” said the wife.
The fairy moved her magic wand and suddenly two tickets for a deluxe cruise on a luxury liner appeared in her hands.
Now it was the husband’s turn. He thought for a moment and said: “Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this only occurs once in a lifetime so, I’m sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife thirty years younger than me”.
The wife, and the fairy, was deeply disappointed but a wish is a wish. So, once again, the fairy moved her magic wand and the husband became 92-years-old
Moral — Men might be ungrateful idiots but fairies are women!
- Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.
- What if there were no hypothetical questions?
- One nice thing about egotists: They don’t talk about other people.
- When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to look like a nail.
- A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
- What was the greatest thing before sliced bread?
- My weight is perfect for my height — which varies.
- I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not sure.
- The cost of living hasn’t affected its popularity.
- How can there be self-help “groups”?