I love Fridays again. Having a kid in school makes me appreciate Fridays in a way that I haven’t in years. First and foremost, I don’t have to get her anywhere early in the morning. So in honor of the happy Friday feeling – here are some great and humorous quotes on the condition of being a mother with a baby and babies in general.
If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? – Milton Berle
The phrase working mother is redundant – Jane Sellman
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit – Bill Cosby
Think of stretch marks as pregnancy service stripes – Joyce Armor
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing – Phyllis Diller
First you have to teach a child to talk, then you have to teach the child to be quiet – Prochow
Parents are the bones on which children cut their teeth – Peter Ustinov
It is not economical to go to bed early to save on candles if the result is twins – Chinese Proverb
A child is curly haired, dimpled lunatic – Ralph Waldo Emerson
Raising kids is part joy and part guerilla warfare – Ed Asner
When I was born, I was so surprised, I couldn’t talk for a year and a half – Gracie Allen
There’s no point in being a grown up if you can’t be childish sometimes – Dr Who
A baby is God’s opinion that the world should go on – Carl Sandburg
Do any of these quotes really speak to you?
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