For Dog Lovers!
- A mutt is couture — it’s the only one like it in the world, made especially for you. (Isaac Mizrahi)
- Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate. (Sigmund Freud)
- Dogs need to sniff the ground; it’s how they keep abreast of current events. The ground is a giant dog newspaper, containing all kinds of late-breaking dog news items, which, if they are especially urgent, are often continued into the next yard. (Dave Barry)
- If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man. (Mark Twain)
- If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience. (Woodrow Wilson)
- I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. (Will Rogers)
- I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me they are the role model for being alive. (Gilda Radner)
- I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. (Rita Rudner)
- If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons. (James Thurber)
- Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. (Ann Landers)
And… For Cat Lovers!
- The problem with cats is that they get the same exact look whether they see a moth or an axe murderer. (Paula Poundstone)
- People who wish to salute the free and independent side of their evolutionary character acquire cats. People who wish to pay homage to their servile and salivating roots own dogs. (Anna Quindlen)
- I gave my cat a bath the other day … they love it. He sat there, he enjoyed it, it was fun for me. The fur would stick to my tongue, but other than that… (Steve Martin)
- When a Cat adopts you there is nothing to be done about it except to put up with it until the wind changes. (T. S. Eliot)
- The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. (Andy Rooney)