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Hot Summer Friday Fitness Funnies

Man is it hot in August! People say that every year and for some reason, when August rolls back around – we’re amazed by how hot it once again is. Keeping in mind how hot it is in August – here are some quotes, jokes and funnies to keep yourself cool with on this hot day!

Friday Funny Quotes for Fitness

  • The English have three vegetables and two of them are cabbage. — Walter Page
  • Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. — Mark Twain
  • Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. — Mark Twain
  • To eat is human, to digest, divine. — Mark Twain
  • Food is an important part of a balanced diet. — Fran Lebowitz
  • I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. — Barry Gray
  • Oh! that this too solid flesh would melt… — William Shakespeare
  • Everything I like is either illegal, immoral or fattening. — Alexander Woollcott
  • I’m the tubby little chap who looked as if he had been poured into his clothes and had forgotten to say ‘When!’– PG Wodehouse
  • Let me put it this way. According to my girth, I should be a 90 ft Redwood. — Erma Bombeck
  • I’m fat, but I’m thin inside. Has it ever struck you that there’s a thin man inside every fat man, just as they say there’s a statue inside every block of stone? — George Orwell

Funny Fitness One Liners

  • Diets are for those who are thick and tired of it
  • Desperation is a fellow shaving before stepping the scales
  • The Right Honorable was a rebel leader was finally apprehended by military police and summarily sentenced to death. The police superintendent watched as the blindfolded man was led before the firing squad, then magnanimously came over to offer him a last cigarette. “No thanks,” was the condemned man’s answer, “I’m trying to quit.”
  • If you drink like a fish, drink what a fish drinks
  • This guy’s not your ordinary, garden variety drunk. Far from it. Last year he donated his body to science, and he’s preserving it in alcohol till they can use it.
  • If exercise is so good for you, why do athletes have to retire by age 35?

Any fitness funnies you’d like to share?

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About Heather Long

Heather Long is 35 years old and currently lives in Wylie, Texas. She has been a freelance writer for six years. Her husband and she met while working together at America Online over ten years ago. They have a beautiful daughter who just turned five years old. She is learning to read and preparing for kindergarten in the fall. An author of more than 300 articles and 500+ web copy pieces, Heather has also written three books as a ghostwriter. Empty Canoe Publishing accepted a novel of her own. A former horse breeder, Heather used to get most of her exercise outside. In late 2004, early 2005 Heather started studying fitness full time in order to get herself back into shape. Heather worked with a personal trainer for six months and works out regularly. She enjoys shaking up her routine and checking out new exercises. Her current favorites are the treadmill (she walks up to 90 minutes daily) and doing yoga for stretching. She also performs strength training two to three times a week. Her goals include performing in a marathon such as the Walk for Breast Cancer Awareness or Team in Training for Lymphoma research. She enjoys sharing her knowledge and experience through the fitness and marriage blogs.