Many Americans have car insurance, life insurance, and homeowners insurance. Each of those things provides you with a certain amount of financial protection in case disaster strikes. What if the zombie apocalypse happens? That’s where a company called My Zombie Insurance can help you.
Every so often, it seems that a particular fictional monster becomes a pop culture trend. Recently, it was vampires. This was thanks to Stephenie Meyer’s “Twilight” series of books, (and the movies that came from them), and the television show “True Blood” (which was influenced by books that were written by Charlaine Harris).
Right now, zombies are super popular. People play the “Plants Vs. Zombies” game on their iPads. Writers, like Seth Grahame-Smith are rewriting classic books to include zombies in the storyline. “The Walking Dead” television series, (which was inspired by the graphic novel series of the same name), is something that a lot of people are talking about. Zombies are the new, popular, monster of the moment.
One should keep in mind that zombies, when left to their own devices, can cause quite a lot of damage. Are you prepared for the zombie apocalypse? Your homeowners insurance is not going to cover the damage caused by a horde of rampant zombies who broke your windows in an effort to enter your home, and eat your brains.
That’s where a company called My Zombie Insurance can help you. They will sell you an insurance policy that is designed to cover the damages that you incur from zombies. Usually, the plan costs $12.95, but right now, they are having a sale which brings the price down to $9.99. It is a one time payment, and not a monthly or annual premium. The policy will remain in effect for your entire lifetime.
If you wake up in the morning, and find zombies on your lawn, destroying your landscaping, you can rest assured that your zombie insurance policy can help you. Go ahead and choose any service provider that you prefer to restore your landscaping. You pay the service provider yourself, and then submit a claim to My Zombie Insurance. They will adjust your claim and provide you with reimbursement. Unlike other insurance plans, there is no deductible involved.
The policy comes with a kit that includes an Insurance ID card, a proof of insurance certificate, and a “Protected By” window decal. Perhaps the zombies will see that decal, and decide to seek out someone else’s brains to go after, instead of yours. If you would like to, you can purchase a zombie insurance policy as a gift for your family, friends, or neighbors.
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