A kid’s sense of humor is sometimes not an adult’s cup of tea (I will never understand why burp and fart jokes get kids in hysterics like nothing else), but these jokes are sure to get your kids giggling, and you won’t be reduced to potty humor. Understanding a play on words is a sophisticated skill that comes as your kids mature, and when they get a joke, part of the glee is the fact that they understand the wordplay. So try a few of these winners tonight and see if your kids (and you) can suppress a laugh!
Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs?
A: Right where you left him.
Q: Where did the King keep his armies?
A: Up his sleevies
Q: What do you call a fairy who won’t take a bath?
A: Stinkerbell
Q: What did the frog order at the fast food restaurant?
A: French Flies and a Diet Croak.
Q: Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?
A: He wanted to get a long little doggie.
Q: What did the alien say when it landed in a garden?
A: Take me to your weeder.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide.
Q: Why do birds fly south?
A: Because it’s too far to walk
Q. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the ball?
A. Because he had no body to go with
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator door?
A: Close the door, I’m dressing!
Q: Why was the cookie so sad?
A: Because he was feeling crummy.
Q: What do you call a cow with no feet?
A: Ground beef
Q: What did the doctor say to the man who complained he was shrinking?
A: You’ll just have to be a little patient!
(Okay, I lied. This one does have potty humor in it, but it’s worth it!)
Q: If you’re an American outside the restroom, what are you inside the restroom?
A: European