Fun, funny and funnier! There’s nothing like some good quotes about babies and being a parent to lighten the load on a Friday. So here are some fun quotes to help you laugh – it’s good for you and for your baby.
- A baby is God’s opinion that the world should go on. – Carl Sandburg
- An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed.
– Queen Victoria - Babies are such a nice way to start people. – Don Herold
- Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby and I can go out. – Matthew Broderick
- The old system of having a baby was much better than the new system, the old system being characterized by the fact that the man didn’t have to watch. – Dave Barry
- The worst feature of a new baby is its mother’s singing. – Kin Hubbard
- When the first baby laughed for the first time, the laugh broke into a thousand pieces and they all went skipping about, and that was the beginning of fairies. – James M. Barrie
- I was caesarian born. You can’t really tell, although whenever I leave a house, I go out through a window. — Steven Wright
- ”Do you mind if I sit down, ’cause I’m pregnant?” a woman said. I said in reply, “You don’t look it. How long have you been pregnant?” She said, ” Only ten minutes – but doesn’t it make you feel tired?” — Max Miller
- There is no finer investment for any community than putting milk into babies. ~ Winston Churchill
- Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. ~ Charles Dickens
- A baby is a blank cheque made payable to the human race. ~ Barbara Christine Seifert
- A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. ~ Mark Twain
- Children are our most valuable natural resource. ~ Herbert Hoover
- Making the decision to have a child–It’s momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. ~ Elizabeth Stone
- A baby is a full time job for three adults. Nobody tells you that when you’re pregnant, or you’d probably jump off a bridge. Nobody tells you how all-consuming it is to be a mother—how reading goes out the window and thinking too. ~ Erica Jong
- Loving a baby is a circular business, a kind of feedback loop. The more you give the more you get and the more you get the more you feel like giving. ~ Penelope Leach
- But what am I?
An infant crying in the night:
An infant crying for the light,
And with no language but a cry. ~ Alfred Lord Tennyson - To heir is human. ~ Dolores E. McGuire
- Having a baby is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head, ~ Carol Burnett