Okay, moms, things may be getting a little strenuous as we inch ever closer to the first major holiday of the season. If you could use a break from your “to do” list, take a few minutes off and enjoy a little levity.
Things You’ll Never Hear a Mom Say
1. We don’t have any more napkins; you’ll have to use your sleeve.
2. Don’t worry about the hamper; just throw it on the floor.
3. Chocolate cake is fine for breakfast. It has eggs and milk in it.
4. Daddy is always right.
5. Don’t put on a sweater just because I’m cold.
You Know You’re a Mom when…
… you forget what it’s like to have privacy in the bathroom, and instead find notes slipped under the door or at least one person standing outside the door asking when you’re coming out of there.
… you’re the only person in the house that seems to know how to change the toilet paper roll.
… your purse is so full of other people’s stuff that you need an extra purse for your own belongings.
… you catch yourself singing along to the Dora the Explorer theme song or humming it while driving.
… your mother suddenly seems incredibly wise, or you frequently have the urge to call her and tell her you’re sorry.
Gifts for Mom
Dad: Honey, if you could ask for just one thing, what would it be?
Mom: Enough time alone in the bathroom to shave both legs the same day!
What is the best gift your child will ever give you?
His new address!
Take Mom at her Word
Moms tend to give words special meaning. It’s an occupational hazard. Check out A Mother’s Dictionary, or share it with others so they’ll know what you’re talking about.
Favorite Homemakers
If Martha Stewart and Erma Bombeck wrote to each other, what do you think they would they say? Click HERE to find out.
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