Things have been a little heavy around my house lately. My husband and I have been reeling from the blows life has dealt us and have found a quiet barbeque in the park, evenings with friends, time in the temple, as well as quiet time together have been a great counter to those blows. But nothing heals, or sweeps the soul free of daily clutter, quicker than laughter. Okay, the Spirit is probably quicker, but let’s go with my theory for the moment, it’s the only way this thing will work.
I felt the need of laughter in my life, so I started cruising the internet again . . . yes, I’m shaking my head. But these made me laugh and so I’m going to share them with you!
“I was in a car dealership a while ago when a large new motor home was towed into the garage. The front of the vehicle was in dire need of repair and the whole thing generally looked like an extra in “Twister.” I asked the manager what had happened. He told me that the driver had set the cruise control, then went in back to make a sandwich.” www.dumbthings.com
Ouch!
“Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean I’d love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff,” Mariah Carey — www.dumbthings.com
Hmmmm . . . nope, I got nothin’.
“If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure.” –Bill Clinton, President – www.dumbthings.com
And he was voted into office, TWICE!
“Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances.” –Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina – www.dumbthings.com
Just what is the education level of government employees again?
And the last one that made me roll around the floor in absolute hysterics . . . a sign in a British church read:
“Would the Congregation please note that the bowl at the back of the Church labeled “For The Sick”, is for monetary donations only.” – www.dumbthings.com
Really, I’ve got to find something else to tickle my sense of humor. I keep this up and I’m going to lose faith in the entire human race. I’m going to go put a Danny Kaye movie on. Yeah, I think The Inspector General or The Court Jester will do the trick.