Are you married to a comedian? Sometimes I feel like I am – he’s the master of the one liner and we love trading zingers. Friday is always funnier when you plug in some fun comments and fun stories. The following marriage funnies are from a variety of sources including emails I’ve gotten over the last couple of weeks. I take no credit for these other than I enjoyed some of them immensely.
Funny, Funny
During a quarrel, a husband said to his wife: “You know, I was a fool when I married you.” Without missing a beat, she replied: “Yes dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice.”
When a woman wants to steal your husband, there is no better revenge than letting her have him.
A lady placed an ad in the classifieds saying: Husband Wanted. The next day she received dozens of letters and they all offered her the same thing: You can have mine.
A young boy asked his father: Is it true that in some parts of Africa, a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries her? His father replied: That happens in every country, son.
You know the honeymoon is ofver when you go out with the boys on Wednesdays and so does your wife.
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence
A second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience
The most effective way to remember your anniversary or your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
What little gems or funnies can you share that will bring a smile or a laugh?