Dear Santa,
It’s me, I’ve been very good this year and know just what I want for Christmas. I know it won’t be easy but I have faith that you can do it. The list is a little long so if you can’t get everything I will understand and wait patiently for next year.
*The first thing I would like are floors that resist clothing being dropped on them, as soon as clothing hits the floor it would bounce immediately into the laundry basket.
* Next I would like magic water, just a short rinse under this magic water would make dishes clean as the day you bought them, no more scrubbing burnt on macaroni and cheese for me.
*How about floors that never need cleaning, I think I may want them more than the clothing resistant floors.
*Self making beds, Santa this is not for me, it’s for my daughter, she really needs it.
*Junk mail eradicator- eliminates junk mail in the mailbox so it never makes it in the house.
*Kitchen cabinets that are actually dishwashers. When you are finished with a dish, cup or piece of silverware, you just put it back where it came from, push a button and presto it’s clean.
*Bubble baths that know when I need them and run themselves at just the right temperature.
*Maybe you should just send me an elf, I have a teenager but she’s not all that helpful, so if I had an elf maybe she could learn by example. And I have a feeling an elf would talk to me more than a teenager so that would be a bonus, plus I’ve heard they make some awesome cookies, I bet it’s from spending all that time with Mrs. Claus.
Santa, I understand there are people with greater needs than mine so if you have to take care of them first, I understand. The only thing I really want or need is a healthy, happy family, although a self cleaning house is very appealing. Maybe next year when you have more time.
Love, One tired Mom