Wayne can pull off sexy. He’s tall and athletic and in good shape. He’d make a dashing officer or chiseled gladiator.
Then there’s me. Sexy and I don’t really mix. For one thing, I’d need to lose a dramatic amount of weight to make most of the costumes work on me. For another, I’ve got more of the girl next door demeanor.
But I like to look at the sexy costumes nonetheless. I fantasize about living in another dimension where I am in good enough shape where Wayne and I could both wear coordinating sexy costumes. (But then I wonder if I’d have the guts to wear it out of the house –or if we’d even make it.)
At any rate, pretending I lived in that other dimension, here’s the sexy couple costumes I’d chose from for us to wear.
• Army Sergeant and Sexy Army Cadet: There’s something about a man in uniform, and I’m thinking the vice versa is true from a man’s perspective.
• Mariachi and Sexy Senorita: Ole!
• Hugh Hefner and Bunny: : Why I find a smoking jacket on a man sexy, who knows, but with the right attitude (sophisticated and charming) it works. And any Hugh wannabe needs a bunny on his arm for luck.
• Butler and Chamber Maid: Ah, now that is a fantasy…Wayne serving my every whim.
• Seafaring Sailor and his Sexy Sailor Gal: Anchors away!
• Roman Warrior and Toga Woman: Each of these has a different counterpart on the web, but I think these two would be sexiest together.
• Bootleg Beauty and her Dapper Dude: I bet a girl could get a guy to run more than rum in this getup!
• The Director and his Hollywood Starlet: Okay, the man’s part of this isn’t all that sexy, but confidence and ‘tude would go a long way in helping that. Which would require someone willing to get more in the part. Wayne’s already good at being a manager, so becoming a director wouldn’t be that much of a stretch…
• Cowboy and Lady Maverick: Actually, I already was the Lady Maverick one year. I wouldn’t say I was sexy, but it did bring out the sassy. I think I can even still fit it. Now if I could just wrangle Wayne into agreeing to wear the chaps and vest, he could be my sexy cowboy accomplice…
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