And I want a new car.
So the stage is set. Who will get her prize first?
Sadly, it looks as though the odds are in Paris Hilton’s favor. After all, this is a girl who doesn’t take kindly to the word “no” and does worse when confronted with situations that don’t go her way.
Remember when a judge had the audacity to send her back to jail?
So yesterday the socialite set a baby deadline for herself.
According to the 27-year-old hotel heiress she wants to start a family with her boyfriend of three months Benji Madden in 2009.
The model turned wannabe singer turned wannabe actress has only been dating the Good Charlotte rocker since February but is convinced that he will be the ideal father to her children.
No word on what kind of husband he would make. See, Hilton is not too concerned about making their union legal prior to procreating—-she just wants a kid to call her own.
Hilton insists to Britain’s Heat magazine that she is not currently pregnant, as some American rags have suggested, though she says she would like to be by this time next year.
Hilton told the magazine, “I do want a baby. Pretty soon. Not yet because I’m so busy, but next year.”
Hear that sperm and egg… Paris is busy right now so you shouldn’t unite to create a life until she’s ready, got that?
Hmmm… if it were really that easy…
Sadly, in Hilton’s world she probably thinks it is.
Perhaps she should consult the women in the forums area of this website who are desperately trying to conceive. I think they’d be more than happy to give blondie an earful about how difficult, nay, impossible it is to dictate when a person’s life will be blessed with a baby.
Then again, those women should probably save their energy for their own baby making adventures. I doubt trying to convince a rich, spoiled princess that there is a possibility that things just might not work out the way she envisions will do anything more than exhaust them.
Now, about that new car…