Since this is a family site I cleaned up the title some people have given the man who not only knocked up hot mama-to-be Jessica Alba, but also some how convinced the actress to marry him.
The news of Alba’s recent engagement to Cash Warren has caused quite a buzz in the world of entertainment and in the living areas of frat houses across America. So who is this guy that has hordes of Alba lovers in such a tizzy?
Twenty-eight-year-old Cash Warren grew up in Los Angeles, the son of actor Michael Warren. He attended high school with Kate Hudson and graduated from Yale University in 2002. He met Alba in 2004 when he was a director’s assistant on the set of “Fantastic Four” and she starred as the movie’s female lead.
Despite the fact that Alba made more with that movie than Warren had made in his life, the couple clicked and once the film wrapped they were seen partying at Hollywood events and enjoying romantic rendezvous from Mexico to Miami.
All the while Warren endured public digs from those who felt he didn’t deserve to keep company with the lovely screen siren. So you can imagine the glee that was expressed earlier this year when news came that Alba dumped Warren.
Unfortunately for Alba’s lunatic… I mean dedicated… fans Warren was able to weasel… I mean woo… his way back into young Jessica’s life a few months after she reportedly dispatched an assistant to the L.A. home they shared to pack up the producer-wannabe’s belongings and move him out.
According to those close to the couple, the baby Alba is carrying is the result of relations the two shared shortly after they reconciled. Ironically, back in July Us Magazine reported that Alba ditched Warren because she wanted children and he wasn’t ready to take their relationship to the next level.
That’s an unsubstantiated report, however, it made little difference to the guys at Spike TV who named Warren the “Biggest Idiot and Luckiest Bastar… (You get the idea) of 2007.”
So, now it’s official, Warren and Alba are set to head down the aisle (though no wedding date has been set) and they will be new parents by the summer of 2008.
Of course, none of that helps answer the question on the minds of millions of male Alba fans who still want to know why Warren was the man lucky enough to fertilize the fox.