ABC Reality TV Stars Hook Up… Maybe

Now here’s a romance that should make execs at ABC very, very happy. According to Us Weekly, “Dancing with the Stars” pro mover and shaker Karina Smirnoff (a.k.a. Mario Lopez’s ex-girlfriend) and “The Bachelor” Andy Baldwin (a.k.a. Marla Maples’ ex-boyfriend and Tessa Horst’s ex-fiance) having been getting their groove on… together… in public. Word of the romance leaked yesterday, but today Smirnoff issued a statement saying that the rumored hook up is just that—“rumors, rumors, rumors.” The 30-year-old smoking hot dancing queen told Us, “I’m sure Andy is a cool guy; however, there is absolutely no truth to any of … Continue reading

Celeb Splits: Mark and Sabrina, Andy and Marla, and Suri and Her Bottle

MARK AND SABRINA The other day I made the comment that more successful hook ups take place on a single season of “Dancing with the Stars” than on years of ABC’s other reality series “The Bachelor.” I counted pro dancer Mark Ballas and his former Cheetah Girl celebrity partner Sabrina Bryan among the “success” stories, but alas I may have spoken too soon. According to US Magazine, the sizzling hot couple, who met in November 2007 when they were partnered together on season five of DWTS, split a few weeks ago. “We are just friends now,” Ballas told US following … Continue reading

Dumped Trump + Doofus Bachelor = Gag, Cough, Wheeze…

Did you see it too? During a break from the ballroom action on Monday night’s episode of “Dancing with the Stars” the show’s director cut to a two shot of a uniformed Naval officer with his arm around a familiar aging blonde. I couldn’t believe my eyes. And if I hadn’t heard rumors of their hook up from my brother who saw them frolicking on a beach together in Honolulu a few weeks ago I wouldn’t have believed that former “Bachelor” Andy Baldwin and Marla Maples (a.k.a. the woman that got impregnated with Donald Trump’s second daughter, married for money, … Continue reading

ALOHA Andy and Tessa—Another “Bachelor” Engagement Called Off

After the whole Andrew Firestone and Jen Schefft fiasco (“The Bachelor” season 3) I vowed never to watch the ABC dating/mock-engagement show ever again. That promise lasted seven whole seasons until… Hawaii. When my home state became the backdrop for last season’s episodes starring Lt. Andy Baldwin (a Navy doctor stationed on Oahu) I dropped my guard and allowed myself to get sucked in. After all, my brother and sister-in-law had seen Baldwin around town and since I’m now living 5,000 miles away from my homeland I rationalized that being able to see local haunts on TV was reason enough … Continue reading