Paris Plans to Wed

Here we go again… I’ll say this for Paris Hilton, she might not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but she certainly gets props for possessing sheer determination when it comes to finding… a husband. She’s been in love before. In fact, she’s even been officially engaged to someone who could actually afford to keep her happy. Unfortunately, true love has evaded the poor little rich girl–until now. According to the highlighted blonde drama queen, she has found the man she plans to marry (I know, I know, you’ve heard this before, but stick with me). Hilton recently revealed … Continue reading

Paris Ditches Benji

You didn’t really think those two would make it down the aisle, did you? I’ll admit; the way they constantly spoke of getting hitched and procreating, there was a moment there where I thought Paris Hilton had actually found her soul mate in rocker Benji Madden. But, then my cold medicine wore off and I figured this day would come sooner than later. According to news reports, after nine months joined at the hip (and lips) the 27-year-old hotel heiress gave her heavily tattooed boy toy the boot. “She is saddened by the breakup but they’re just too different and … Continue reading

Paris Wants a Baby

And I want a new car. So the stage is set. Who will get her prize first? Sadly, it looks as though the odds are in Paris Hilton’s favor. After all, this is a girl who doesn’t take kindly to the word “no” and does worse when confronted with situations that don’t go her way. Remember when a judge had the audacity to send her back to jail? So yesterday the socialite set a baby deadline for herself. According to the 27-year-old hotel heiress she wants to start a family with her boyfriend of three months Benji Madden in 2009. … Continue reading

Real Stars Don’t Sign Wallpaper

Not that anyone should mistake Paris Hilton for a real movie star, but the truth is she did reportedly sign her name on expensive wallpaper (yes, folks apparently she does know how to spell her name)… and now she’s paying the price for it. Well, her daddy will likely pick up the tab—–details, details. According to news reports, the socialite has been permanently banned from an upscale Russian hotel after signing her name with a permanent marker on its very, very expensive wallpaper. You would think that being a hotel heiress (never mind that she is also 27 years old) … Continue reading