Tag Archives: Dough

Drunk Dog (It’s Not What You Think!)

A three year old Labrador retriever was brought to a veterinary clinic in Austria over the weekend. His symptoms? The dog had gas and diarrhea. The dog was vomiting. The dog could barely stand up or walk a straight line. According to the vet, the dog smelled like a beer hall. The veterinarian who treated Dingo said that the dog smelled like a distillery. Tests revealed that Dingo’s blood alcohol content was WAY over the legal limit for humans. The eighty-eight pound dog was most definitely drunk. But it’s not what you think. The owner wasn’t sharing beers with the … Continue reading →

Real Pizza

There’s a new guy where I work who comes in about 10:30 a.m. “Tomorrow I’m bringing in pizza for breakfast,” he announced at the end of his shift one day. I eat breakfast around 7:00, and since I’m like a baby and need to eat every two or three hours, that sounded wonderful to me. I was especially excited because in my brief conversations with Bryan, I knew he was a food lover like me. I mentioned how much I loved mushrooms when he said it would be a mushroom pizza. I told him about a meal I had at … Continue reading →

Neapolitan Pizza Crust

If you like thin pizza crust, you will love this recipe. This recipe makes two 9-inch crusts. If you only need one, you can refrigerate the leftover dough for a few days or freeze it for up to a month. For this recipe, you will need active dry yeast, olive oil, unbleached all purpose flour, and salt. Mix 1 1/2 teaspoons of the active dry yeast in a large bowl along with 1/4 cup of lukewarm water. Let that stand for 10 minutes. Once it looks creamy, stir in 1 1/2 tablespoons of olive oil and 1/2 cup of cold … Continue reading →