Friday Scrapbook Funnies: Definition of a Crop

I am inundated by forwards from friends and family who albeit mean well, clutter up my email inbox and make it difficult to find what I am looking for. But every once in awhile, someone sends me something that just makes me giggle, and say “Yes, I know how that feels.”. Several weeks ago, a scrapbook buddy of mine sent this along in an email. She said it was shared on her scrapbooking mailing list she’s on, and wanted me to smile. She also of course thought it was perfect for my Friday Scrapbook Funnies. So here it is: The … Continue reading

Friday Adoption Funnies: A Little Humor For Your Weekend

Well, it’s finally Friday. A busy week here at our home, as our three youngest returned to school yesterday. Between school supply shopping, getting new outfits for the first day of school, meeting teachers, and getting back into the routine of school, I’m exhausted. I’m ready for a weekend of no stress and some fun times with my precious family. I thought I’d share a couple of cute jokes and stories with you to start your weekend off on the right foot – with loads of smiles. Have a terrific weekend! A married couple went to the hospital together to … Continue reading

Friday Funnies: Top Ten Things That Annoy Adoptee’s

Adoption is such a serious subject most of the time. And typically anything going on in a search or reunion is not a laughing matter. But sometimes it helps to step back and just laugh at all we go through. I am well-known on my other blogs as always hosting a Friday funny. Obviously I’d like to keep the trend up over here on the adoption blog too. Some things that I post are original and are things that I wrote myself, but most of the items were collected by me during my search. I’ve held onto all of these … Continue reading

Friday Funnies: Bad Marriage Humor

Do You Need a Second Opinion? A doctor and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and says, “And you are no good in bed either,” and storms out of the house. After sometime he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends and calls home. She comes to the phone after many rings and the irritated husband says, “What took you so long to answer the phone?” She says, “I was in bed.” “In bed this early, doing what?” Shouts the doctor. “Getting a second opinion!” Pleasing Impossibilities A … Continue reading

Friday, June 30th Fitness Funnies

It’s time to work out your tummy muscles, stretch your cheeks and strengthen your funny bone — so in other words — yes, please please please laugh at the following: Morning Exercises I always do my exercises regularly in the morning. Immediately after waking, I sternly say to myself, “Ready, now. Up. Down. Up. Down.” Then, after two strenuous minutes, I tell myself, “Okay, now try the other eyelid.” New Exercise Routine Here’s an exercise program I am using to stay in shape this year. You might want to take it easy at first, then do it gradually faster as … Continue reading

Have Fun Together

Someone asked me once what was the first thought I had when I met my husband. I’m not sure if they were looking for a moment of profundity or whether they were seeking that cue the music moment in the romantic comedy where boy meets girl and their eyes lock for the first time. If they were, I think I may have disappointed them. When I first met my husband, I thought he was a goober. Not in a stupid or derogatory sense, but he was constantly ‘on’ – it was like talking to a comedian plugged into an electrical … Continue reading

Friday Funnies: Scrapbooking Humor and Jokes

It’s finally Friday, and the weekend’s upon us! I plan to get some major organizing done this weekend. Though, when I plan, I often vary from my plan! So who knows what I will accomplish this weekend. Actually, I do know some of what will happen this weekend. My camera will come out and we’re going to capture some great family memories! I hope you all do too. To leave you on a sweet note this beautiful Friday, here is some laughter for the true scrapbooker! Don’t forget to grab your camera and create some meories of your own this … Continue reading

Friday, May 5th Fitness Funnies

I really enjoying going out on a treasure hunt of fitness funnies on the net. Some of these gems show up in my mailbox, some I find on websites and others I read out of books. Either way, I’m hoping you get to tickle your funny bone, flex your face with laughter and relieve some stress and anxiety. So kick back, have a laugh and have a great Friday! From FreedomFly.net: Q: I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that’s it. Everything wears out eventually. … Continue reading

Friday, April 21 – Fitness Funnies

It’s that time! You know the one where we tickle our funny bones and look back at our last week and laugh! Laughter is good. It’s healing, it’s load-lightening and it gives us a way to look at ourselves that isn’t serious or stressful. So kick back, TGIF! And flex your funny bone with these little gems: Only eat things that have been broken into pieces; that way, all the calories fall out. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. -Helen Hayes (said at age 73) I … Continue reading

Laughter the best medicine (2)

Feeling down? Laughter really is the best medicine, so here are some words of mirthful wisdom to help you get centered and see the funnier side of life. A man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do. A woman must do what he can’t. Rhonda Hansome Always look out for number one and be careful not to step in number two. Rodney Dangerfield People who live in glass houses might as well answer the door. Morey Amsterdam Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened. Cora Harvey Armstrong A male gynecologist is like an auto … Continue reading