Dr. Phil Smells Fresh Meat and Her Name is Britney Spears

Quick… name the one person you would have least expected to show up at Britney Spears’s hospital room to offer psychological aid to the embattled songstress. Okay, besides Robin Williams. If you answered Dr. Phil McGraw go out and buy yourself a lottery ticket. Dr. Phil… Britney Spears… could the insanity meter gauging this drama peak any more? You’ve got a 26-year-old head shaving, bird flipping, finger lickin’ mother of two young sons who appears to have serious psychological problems and you throw an oversized, over-hyped, TV quack into the mix… Apocalypse now. And the sad part is that Dr. … Continue reading

Britney Spears Released From Hospital—Medical Staff Rejoices

So much for that 72-hour hold… Britney Spears has been released from Cedars-Sinai hospital. According to news reports, the smoldering trainwreck (who is reportedly still smoldering) left the Los Angeles medical facility Saturday with TV shrink and FOO (Friend of Oprah) Dr. Phil McGraw in tow. (More on his involvement in this mess later.) According to TMZ.com, hospital staff couldn’t be happier the pop wreck is gone considering the “hell” she put them through during her stay. (Hmmm… aren’t these medical professionals used to dealing with combative patients especially in the psych ward?) Sources tell TMZ the embattled singer spent … Continue reading

Britney Loses Kids Again—But for How Long?

You didn’t need to know anything about child custody laws to see this coming… As of late yesterday a judge banned Britney Spears from seeing her children. The newly issued court order states that Brit’s ex-husband Kevin Federline has been “awarded sole legal custody and sole physical custody of the minor children.” Those children being 2-year-old Sean Preston and 1-year-old Jayden James, both of whom are reportedly safe and tucked away in their dad’s Tarzana spread while their mother enters day two of a minimum 72-hour lockdown for psychological evaluation. According to court documents, Spears’s visitation with her children is … Continue reading

Britney Spears Flips Out Causes Pandemonium in L.A.

Police helicopters, ambulances, displaced tots, gurneys, and “unknown substances”— it was a scene taken straight out of a horror movie and Britney Spears was smack in the middle of it. Ms. Meltdown has spiraled out of control yet again and is in the hospital this morning as a result. While you were sleeping all heck broke out at the popwreck’s Studio City home last night and according to the latest news reports, Spears is still at L.A.’s Cedars-Sinai Medical Center hospital undergoing a mental evaluation. The ugly incident began around 8 p.m. Pacific time when police responded to a call … Continue reading

Britney Spears—2008 Starts Off Less Than Great

So much for a new year, a clean slate, and a fresh start… Popwreck Britney Spears entered 2008 as pathetically as she exited 2007… and things don’t look as if they will be improving any time soon. For starters, yesterday Ms. Meltdown’s latest lawyer, Sorrell Trope, filed a court document asking a judge to remove him from Spears’ ongoing custody case with ex-husband Kevin Federline. “There has been a breakdown in communications between (Spears) and Trope & Trope (law firm) making further representation of her interests impossible,” says the document. Basically, Trope quit. Though an attorney cannot simply withdraw from … Continue reading

New Twist in Jamie-Lynn Spears’ Pregnancy—Who’s the Daddy?

Maybe it’s a slow news week, or perhaps, some tabloid reporter just wanted to sell more rags… or maybe, just maybe, it’s the TRUTH. Either way the latest rumor being spread around Tinseltown is that the father of Jamie-Lynn Spears’ baby is not Casey Aldridge, but a much older guy who used to work on the teen’s TV show, “Zoey 101.” According to the supermarket tabloid Star, Lynne Spears is paying Aldridge to make like he impregnated her 16-year-old daughter to mask the baby’s real father’s true identity. Oh, and it gets better… or worse depending on how you look … Continue reading

Nickelodeon’s New Special: Teen Pregnancy 101

Now that one of their biggest stars is expecting a baby the all-kids network is considering airing a special for its young viewers about sex and love. Executives at Nickelodeon say they are currently in talks with Linda Ellerbee, the former TV journalist who has hosted a number of kid-friendly shows in the past which dealt with controversial subjects ranging from same-sex parents and AIDS, to the Columbine shootings and President Clinton’s impeachment scandal. Following the news that Nickelodeon’s 16-year-old “Zoey 101” star Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant, Ellerbee told network bigwigs she felt a show addressing teens and sexuality … Continue reading

Is Jamie Lynn Spears Marrying Her Baby’s Daddy?

Don’t look for the 16-year-old to follow in her big sis’s footsteps by running off to Las Vegas and getting hitched before Christmas. But, it’s not because she and her boyfriend, Casey Aldridge don’t want to. According to TV’s “Access Hollywood,” the reason wedding bells won’t be ringing (just yet) for the “Zoey 101” star is because now that Jamie Lynn has gone public with her pregnancy her parents aren’t letting her out of their sight so she can’t “do anything she’ll regret.” The quote comes from a friend of the Spears family who tells the TV show that Jamie … Continue reading

Reaction to Jamie Lynn Spears’s Pregnancy—Big Sis in Denial and Mom’s New Book on Hold

Earth to Britney Spears—Your baby sis is pregnant. The first published reports confirming 16-year-old Jamie Lynn Spears’s pregnancy came a little after 7 p.m. Eastern time. At 9 p.m. Pacific Time a horde of paparazzi caught up with Jamie Lynn’s big sis Britney outside an upscale California boutique and quizzed her about becoming an aunt. Brit’s response: “My sister’s not pregnant.” Some speculated that Brit was merely trying to protect her little sis, but according to TMZ.com, it’s more likely that the trainwreck is in denial since she was kept out of the loop and only found out about Jamie … Continue reading

Britney Spears’s Sister is Pregnant

Those Spears girls sure know how to make the media’s day… Britney Spears is about to be an aunt. Sixteen-year-old Jamie Lynn Spears has announced to the world (via a 6-page spread in OK! magazine) that she is 12 weeks pregnant and the father of her child is her longtime on-again-off-again boyfriend Casey Aldridge—-a boy she met in church. In real life Jamie Lynn is a high school junior who is 10 years younger than her popwreck star sister Britney. On TV the teen stars as a schoolgirl at the fictitious Pacific Coast Academy in Nickelodeon’s popular “Zoey 101.” Executives … Continue reading