Tag Archives: Paris in jail

Paris’ Privileges

Seriously, did anyone really expect that Paris Hilton’s family members and friends would have to wait in 4-hour long lines to visit her in jail? PUH-LEEZE!! No, really, in all seriousness, I was appalled to hear about the latest drama caused by Hurricane Hilton. According to news reports, when Hilton’s parents went to visit their blonde offspring in jail yesterday they blew past other visitors who had been standing in the hot L.A. sun for more than four hours. Hilton’s younger sister, Nicky, and ex-boyfriend Stavros Niarchos were also accused of skipping the line when they visited Paris on Saturday. … Continue reading →

In The Slammer

Well, it’s done. Paris Hilton is behind bars right now. According to news reports, the hotel heiress reported to jail late Sunday night—-just hours after attending the MTV Music Awards. (You didn’t expect her jail time to interfere with that bash did you?) And so it begins… the countdown to Hilton’s release is on. For the next 23 days the socialite will be spending 23 hours a day in 12-by-8-foot cell with a bunk, a table, a sink, a toilet and a small window. Hilton reportedly does not have a cellmate and will be able to spend one hour a … Continue reading →