Dumped Trump + Doofus Bachelor = Gag, Cough, Wheeze…

Did you see it too? During a break from the ballroom action on Monday night’s episode of “Dancing with the Stars” the show’s director cut to a two shot of a uniformed Naval officer with his arm around a familiar aging blonde. I couldn’t believe my eyes. And if I hadn’t heard rumors of their hook up from my brother who saw them frolicking on a beach together in Honolulu a few weeks ago I wouldn’t have believed that former “Bachelor” Andy Baldwin and Marla Maples (a.k.a. the woman that got impregnated with Donald Trump’s second daughter, married for money, … Continue reading

ALOHA Andy and Tessa—Another “Bachelor” Engagement Called Off

After the whole Andrew Firestone and Jen Schefft fiasco (“The Bachelor” season 3) I vowed never to watch the ABC dating/mock-engagement show ever again. That promise lasted seven whole seasons until… Hawaii. When my home state became the backdrop for last season’s episodes starring Lt. Andy Baldwin (a Navy doctor stationed on Oahu) I dropped my guard and allowed myself to get sucked in. After all, my brother and sister-in-law had seen Baldwin around town and since I’m now living 5,000 miles away from my homeland I rationalized that being able to see local haunts on TV was reason enough … Continue reading