How to Make Babies

From the 2nd Grade: A second grader came home from school and said to her mother, “Mom, guess what? We learned how to make babies today.” The mother, more that a little surprised, asked fearfully, “That’s interesting. How do you make babies?” “It’s simple,” replied the girl. “You just change ‘y’ to ‘i’ and add ‘s’.” From Kindergarten: A little girl came home from school upset and when her mother asked her what was wrong, she said “The kids at school told me there isn’t a real Santa Claus. Because he’s really only a fairytale.” “I see,” her mother frowned, … Continue reading

More Funny Baby Quotes for your TGIF

Let’s keep ourselves grinning as we push on through our Friday. These quotes are for new and old parents alike. Print them out and keep them somewhere to remind yourself of what it is you love about being a mom or a dad. A baby is a blank check made payable to the human race – Barbara Christine Seifert Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last – Charles Dickens People who say they sleep like babies, usually don’t have them – Leo J. Burke Parenthood, the state of being better chaperoned than you were … Continue reading

Funny Baby Quotes – Happy Friday

I love Fridays again. Having a kid in school makes me appreciate Fridays in a way that I haven’t in years. First and foremost, I don’t have to get her anywhere early in the morning. So in honor of the happy Friday feeling – here are some great and humorous quotes on the condition of being a mother with a baby and babies in general. If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? – Milton Berle The phrase working mother is redundant – Jane Sellman Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two … Continue reading