The Automatic Dust Pan: Dust Troubles Away

The SweepEZE Vacuuming Dust Pan is truly what they won’t think of next but before it happened. This appliance has a powerful 600-watt motor and is capable of picking up all forms of trash and debris, except for “white trash” and being that this is America, trailer trash, in all different hues, shades and religious denominations. The SweepEZE never needs to be turned on as it is perpetually aroused by the task before it via an internal microprocessor, which activates the “electric dust pan” for a specific time period. The presence of debris is indicated by its infrared beam, which … Continue reading

Home Robots: The Roomba, Cha Cha Cha

If you think the roomba is a mis-spelled dance step from the past, look again. Or should I say, vacuum again? Now, rugs can be cleaned with intelligence, provided carpet owners are using this vacuuming robot, which is now owned by more than 1.5 million satisfied people (Some can dance, some can’t.) Modern technology is now offering a solution for the daily grind (and dirt) we all face around our homes. Their unique intelligence system, which is called AWARE, makes all of this possible. Exactly what these initials stand for seems to be a state secret, but some things, such … Continue reading