These parents must have been. At least I am going to assume that’s what happened. They were busily trying to get everyone fed, dressed and out the door and at the last minute remembered that they had to write a note on behalf of their child. These are actual excuse notes written to teachers by parents! Realizing that her son has P.E. today and needed to be excused, one mother wrote the following: My son is under a doctor’s care and has to miss P.E. today. Please execute him! Along the same lines: Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She … Continue reading →