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Friday, June 30th Fitness Funnies

It’s time to work out your tummy muscles, stretch your cheeks and strengthen your funny bone — so in other words — yes, please please please laugh at the following: Morning Exercises I always do my exercises regularly in the morning. Immediately after waking, I sternly say to myself, “Ready, now. Up. Down. Up. Down.” Then, after two strenuous minutes, I tell myself, “Okay, now try the other eyelid.” New Exercise Routine Here’s an exercise program I am using to stay in shape this year. You might want to take it easy at first, then do it gradually faster as … Continue reading →

Friday, Marriage Funnies for June 2, 2006

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Welcome to the first Friday of June and TGIF! In the spirit of fun Friday funnies, here’s a few oddball tales of marriage that sound too weird to be true – but too strange to be false! From News of the Weird: Janet Downs thinks she has found the secret for a happy marriage; she’s marrying herself on her 40th birthday. The Bellevue, Nebraska woman says the wedding ceremony celebrates that she is happy with herself and plans to exchange vows with herself in the mirror. The ceremony will also include a wedding gown, flowers, a traditional cake and a … Continue reading →

Fitness Funnies for Friday

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are really good friends. The advantage of exercising everyday is that you die healthier. Inside me there’s a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate her with four or five cupcakes. Chocolate is a vegetable. How, you ask? Chocolate is derived from cacao beans. Bean = vegetable. Sugar is derived from either sugar CANE or sugar BEETS. Both are plants, which places them in the vegetable category. Thus, chocolate is a vegetable. If you eat something and … Continue reading →