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Friday Fitness Funnies: Laughter Does a Brain Good

I like to go and look up Fitness funnies every Friday and I try to populate this blog with humorous stories now and then. As it turns out, my reasoning was that humor does a body good, but what humor does the mind good. There are plenty of physicians still debating the merits of humor, but did you know that there is an American Association of Therapeutic Humor? I didn’t. Though I have to admit, the idea that there are physicians and associations out there who take in serious note the fact that humor can be a healing tool brings … Continue reading →

Things You Should Never Say to Your Wife

If your wife should ask you how she looks in a dress, never say: Chunky Monkey. If your wife should ask you how large a television you should buy, never say as big as it needs to be to see around your rear. If your wife should ask does this dress make me look fat, you should never say oh, it’s not the dress. If your wife should ask you about your anniversary, you should never say when is that? If your wife should ask you if you remember what today was, you should never say I didn’t know there … Continue reading →

Friday Funnies: Can We Have a Little More Friday Funny Marriage Humor?

Love Letter I shall seek and find you. I shall take you to bed and control you. I will make you ache, shake and sweat until you grunt and groan. I will make you beg for mercy. I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I leave you. And you will be weak for days. All my love, The Flu Kids Say the Darndest Things “Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other.” “Love is when you go out to … Continue reading →

Friday Funnies: Bad Marriage Humor

Do You Need a Second Opinion? A doctor and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and says, “And you are no good in bed either,” and storms out of the house. After sometime he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends and calls home. She comes to the phone after many rings and the irritated husband says, “What took you so long to answer the phone?” She says, “I was in bed.” “In bed this early, doing what?” Shouts the doctor. “Getting a second opinion!” Pleasing Impossibilities A … Continue reading →

Friday Funny- The “Engagement”

In the beginning, my husband and I had an “on again, off again” type relationship. We had been friends for years and we didn’t want to pursue a romantic relationship unless we were sure that we were going to get married. Following a fleeting feeling was not worth ruining a friendship, but our feelings were obvious to everyone. I had no idea how much our friends were on the edge of their seat over our relationship, until the “Engagement”. Joshua and I happened to be “off” when it occurred. During the Summer I was a counselor at a day camp. … Continue reading →