How to Make Babies

From the 2nd Grade: A second grader came home from school and said to her mother, “Mom, guess what? We learned how to make babies today.” The mother, more that a little surprised, asked fearfully, “That’s interesting. How do you make babies?” “It’s simple,” replied the girl. “You just change ‘y’ to ‘i’ and add ‘s’.” From Kindergarten: A little girl came home from school upset and when her mother asked her what was wrong, she said “The kids at school told me there isn’t a real Santa Claus. Because he’s really only a fairytale.” “I see,” her mother frowned, … Continue reading