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Things You Should Never Say to Your Wife

If your wife should ask you how she looks in a dress, never say: Chunky Monkey. If your wife should ask you how large a television you should buy, never say as big as it needs to be to see around your rear. If your wife should ask does this dress make me look fat, you should never say oh, it’s not the dress. If your wife should ask you about your anniversary, you should never say when is that? If your wife should ask you if you remember what today was, you should never say I didn’t know there … Continue reading →

The Days of Nyquil & Lozenges

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He’s irritable, he won’t get up and his tone of voice is only slightly better than that of the five year-old. He wants soup, he wants more medicine and he asks for odd things late at night. He’s difficult, demanding and altogether more petulant than you’ve ever had to deal with and you find yourself wondering where is the man you married? Who is this stranger? He’s My Husband And he has the flu. There’s been this nasty virus running rampant through our house. I am so ready to tent the building and start wearing facial masks. The virus begins … Continue reading →

Her Marriage, His Marriage, Your Marriage

True Happiness consists in making others happy. – Hindu Proverb I’m sure that you’ve noticed that your car will require a tune-up or its performance gets shoddy. You have to repair your house on a regular basis or it will begin to fall apart. You have to mow your lawn and weed your garden it will become overgrown. We know that we have to do this in order to make it nice, pretty and pleasant to live in and make use of. So knowing this, why do we believe we do not have to perform regular maintenance and tending to … Continue reading →