Because I’m a Perfect Mother . . .
Back before I had children, or rather, back when I had one child, a sweet little girl who never caused me any trouble (once she stopped waking up at one in the morning and screaming for an hour) I would see parents with their children on leashes and I would think, “How barbaric! I can’t believe any parent would do such a thing, treating their little darling like a dog. My children will never be put on a leash.” The other day, I sent my husband down to Wal-Mart to buy a leash. You see, last week my precious, well-behaved … Continue reading