You Think the Translating Ends Once They Give Up the Baby Talk?

I was chatting with a friend recently who has a young child—she is my age, but her child is preschool age and she was sharing that she is becoming a master at translating her child’s version of the English language. She expressed how great it will be when her kid gets older and she doesn’t have to serve as translator. “Honey,” I said, “Have you tried to talk to a teenager lately?” I used to be cool and hip. As a matter of fact, as an English major specializing in the post-modern and modern era—I used to think I was … Continue reading

The non-Latter-day Saint Dictionary

Last week, Andrea left a comment regarding a commonly-used LDS word that she didn’t know. As I considered it, I realized there are multiple phrases we Mormons use that would leave most people scratching their head in confusion. Personally, I think it is because of top-secret plan. Considering all of the persecution the church received in its early days, a separate language would be super-helpful in making sure that we can break off and form our own country should we have any other problems. I’ll have to think some more about this plan and perhaps clue you all in on … Continue reading