If your wife should ask you how she looks in a dress, never say: Chunky Monkey. If your wife should ask you how large a television you should buy, never say as big as it needs to be to see around your rear. If your wife should ask does this dress make me look fat, you should never say oh, it’s not the dress. If your wife should ask you about your anniversary, you should never say when is that? If your wife should ask you if you remember what today was, you should never say I didn’t know there … Continue reading →