Just to keep things in the vein of the funny on a sultry, exceptionally hot Friday afternoon here in the state of Texas. Here’s a few fun comments and thoughts on things you’ll never hea a husband or a wife say — feel free to chime in with your own.
Things you’ll never hear a husband say:
- Here honey, you use the remote.
- Antonio Banderas AND Brad Pitt? That’s one movie I gotta see!
- While I’m up, can I get you anything?
- Forget Monday night football, let me give you a back rub.
- Let me hold your purse while you try that on.
- We never talk anymore.
Things you’ll never hear a wife say:
- What do you mean today’s our anniversary?
- Forget the back rub, can’t we just watch Monday Night Football?
- Oh, this diamond is way too big!
- Honey, does this outfit make my rear look too small?
- Don’t stop for directions, you’ll figure out how to get there.
- Hey, pull my finger!
What other things do you expect you won’t hear from your husband or your wife?